Sunday, January 31, 2010

Delish Breakfast Smoothie


Delish Breakfast Smoothie

In a blender, combine one cup milk or plain yogurt, one banana, one peach, a half cup of strawberries, and sweeten to taste with honey. Whirl till frothy.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Sonnet On A Star


I just adore this poem and would like to dedicate it to my gorgeous Heartpoet. It was written by Tamara Beryl Latham, a former Brissy Gal I see!

Sonnet On A Star

If I could write a sonnet
on a star
Then bottle it and
toss it to the sea
Would it travel
to the corners of the Earth,
And echo there
the love I hold for thee? If I could write a sonnet
on the moon
Then bottle it and
toss it to the winds
Would it find your heart
So you may briefly know,
Where your love ends
Is where my love begins? If I could write a sonnet
on the sun
Then bottle it and
toss it throughout time
Would someone from a distant galaxy
Find no greater love
Than that was mine Yet, I cannot write a sonnet
on a star,
Nor moon, nor even on
the blazing sun,
Nor bottle words to send them
Where you are
Nor coerce our separate hearts
To beat as one And so my darling
You will never hear
The humble words of love
I wrote for thee
They remain encrypted,
tightly sealed
And yet they travel
on eternally

Tamara Beryl Latham
http://www.pw.org/content/tamara_beryl_latham

One For The Tin Lids (Kids)


Kids' Delish Corn Chip Mince

Quick, easy, economical and kids love this one!

Ingredients

• 500 grams lean mince (beef or chicken)
• 1 onion finely diced.
• 1 tablespoon of olive oil
• 1 packet chicken noodle soup
• 425g tin tomatoes
• 1 packet plain corn chips
• Grated cheese
• Fresh or dried herbs

Directions

1. Heat oil and brown onion and then add mince and brown.
2. Add soup mix and tomatoes, chopping tomatoes to break them up and herbs.
3. Cover and simmer for 15 mins.
4. Pour mixture into greased baking dish and top with corn chips and grated cheese.
5. Bake at 180 degrees for 10-15mins. Serve with crusty bread.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Storing Spuds Hint


To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in with them.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Beannacht ("Blessing") - A Blessing For Your New Year


Beannacht
("Blessing")

On the day when
the weight deadens
on your shoulders
and you stumble,
may the clay dance
to balance you.

And when your eyes
freeze behind
the grey window
and the ghost of loss
gets in to you,
may a flock of colours,
indigo, red, green,
and azure blue
come to awaken in you
a meadow of delight.

When the canvas frays
in the currach of thought
and a stain of ocean
blackens beneath you,
may there come across the waters
a path of yellow moonlight
to bring you safely home.

May the nourishment of the earth be yours,
may the clarity of light be yours,
may the fluency of the ocean be yours,
may the protection of the ancestors be yours.
And so may a slow
wind work these words
of love around you,
an invisible cloak
to mind your life.

John O'Donohue (1956-2008)
Copyright John O'Donohue. All rights reserved.
From his book: "To Bless the Space Between Us"
www.johnodonohue.com

Stylish Jewellery Holder Idea


A large martini glass ((think op shop)) on your bedside table/chest makes a perfect holder for your jewellery.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Amy's Vanilla Bean Butter Cake


The vanilla shines through in this cake. I used a Madagascar Vanilla Bean.

Amy's Vanilla Bean Butter Cake

2 1/4 cup self rising flour
2 sticks of butter- softened (8 oz)
1 3/4 cups sugar
1 vanilla bean- split and scraped
3 eggs
1 3/4 cups milk

I creamed the butter and sugar together. I then added the vanilla seeds and blended it again. I added the eggs one at a time until incorporated. I alternated the flour with the milk until well blended. I greased a standard Bundt pan and poured the cake into the greased pan. I then added a little chocolate frosting to the top of the cake. I just spooned a little around the middle (not to much or it will burn). I baked it on the middle rack at 180C / 350 degrees F until a knife comes out clean and the top is light brown. I then let it cool about 10 minutes and turned it out on to a plate.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Soulmates


Heartpoet is indeed my soulmate and I love him more than any words can convey :]

Hope you are all having a lovely weekend!

Hugs

Kimmie
x


“A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we’re pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we’re safe in our own paradise. Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction. When we’re two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we’ve found the right person. Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life.”
About courtship with Leslie Parrish.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Debbie's White Chocolate Chunk Cookies


OoOoOohhhhhhh these sound very norti and wicked hey! A forum member posted this recipe in our forum. Will be making a batch today. Very nice with a cuppa and they won't last long I bet ;]

Have a lovely day!

Hugs

Kimmie
x


Debbie's White Chocolate Chunk Cookies

375g jar crunchy peanut butter
1 cup caster sugar
1 egg, lightly beaten
2 tbls plain flour
200g white chocolate, chopped


Place peanut butter, sugar, egg and flour in a bowl and stir till it is mixed and thickened. Stir in white chocolate, roll into balls and place on baking trays and flatten slightly.Bake at 180c for 8-10 mins or until golden. Cool on tray for 5 mins.

Enjoy...

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Free Recipe Cards


Some great free printable recipe cards I found in my online travels, thought I would share, hope you have a great day!

Hugs

Kimmie
x



COUNTRY THEMED, RETRO THEMED & CUSTOMIZABLE RECIPE CARDS

http://alenkasprintables.com/recipe_card_templates.shtml

http://www2.gvsu.edu/~swanso01/recipe%20cards1.pdf

http://h10050.www1.hp.com/activitycenter/us/en/maker/recipe_card.html

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Love Quotes


Sex and the City quotes

“Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high."

“Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.”

"When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?”

Monday, January 18, 2010

Simply Believing


We flew a kite across the world. On an oval of green and wind, a day cool but warm with interactionary glances, the wind held sway over all of us.

Our kite had a tail that reminded us of a Chinese Dragon. Long and segmented, coloured and free. We wondered together how it could possibly rise with life. Together we strode to the site.

Our children launched our kite, tail waving from the heights of paradise. We watched wonder struck as it rose to heaven,. When the wind breathed, shallow fitful breaths, our kite dipped and dropped and soared again, teasing the elements. Occasionally it would strike the earth, a dull thud on a cool winter’s day. When we listened as we threw it skyward once again, we could hear the roar of freedom, thunderous and thick on the passage of the wind.

We learnt that day that the secret of excellent kite flying is simply believing.

Heartpoet

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Letting It Be


Letting It Be


Be at home where you are, wherever it might be. Be at peace with what is happening, no matter what it is.

By all means change things for the better. Remember though, to begin with where you are.

Instead of fighting against what is, put your energy into creating the best of what can be. Instead of denying or resenting what has been, put it to use in moving forward.

Put yourself in your most powerful state by fully accepting the circumstances you're in. Join in the flow of life's massive abundance by seeing what is and letting it be.

There is great goodness in this moment. Let go of judgment, let go of anxiety, and see that goodness.

The power to do anything is present in this moment, in this place. Let it be, as it is, and it will be yours.



-- Ralph Marston

Vintage Style Seed Pkts - Fabulous Gift Idea


I found these little printable seed pkts on the net in my travels and thought I would share them with you all. They are ever so attractive and make a lovely homemade gift idea :]



You will need...

HP Photo paper or other stiff paper, glue and a pair of good sharp scissors

You then need to...

Print on HP photo paper or other stiff paper, cut out the packets along the lines and glue where indicated then allow to dry. Place seeds in packet and safely secure the top flap.

*Fill the packets with your favourite seeds either from your garden, or store bought. With a spiffy new pair of gardening gloves what a lovely pressie these would make :]

1st link is for vegetables, 2nd for flowers.



http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf-JAVA/actCtrAttach/c00471747.pdf

http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf-JAVA/actCtrAttach/c00471744.pdf

Lemon Chilli Chicken


Forum member Mawghan has a passion for curries and spicy food. She has posted many lick ya lips delish recipes in our forum over time. Here is her famous Lemon Chilli Chicken. Enjoy!

Hope you are having a relaxing weekend!

Hugs

Kimmie
x

Lemon Chilli Chicken

Ingredients:

2 cloves of garlic, minced
2 teaspoon of minced ginger
Olive oil
600g chicken thigh cubed
1 teaspoon of ground coriander
2 teaspoon of ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon ground turmeric
2 teaspoon of minced chilli
1/2 Cup lemon juice
3/4 Cup of white wine
10 large button mushrooms
1 Cup of peas (run under cool water to defrost)
1 Cup of fresh coriander to serve

Method

Heat oil in saucepan. Brown chicken and add garlic and ginger. Cook for 1 minute.

Add ground coriander, cumin, turmeric and chilli and stir fry for 1 minute.

Stir in lemon juice and wine. Add mushrooms and peas.

Reduce heat and simmer till chicken and peas are cooked.


Serve with cous cous or rice and top with fresh coriander.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Heartpoet


Hmmmmm what do I love most about him?

Let's start at the very beginning, a very good place to start as Julie Andrews sang lol. Three things (of many) that immediately spring to mind...

Well our first contact was over the internet and I was most taken with his poetry website. I am someone that has been fascinated by words since a sml child. Words can comfort, teach, inspire, move you on so many levels and so much more. I am always transported and captivated by his writings. Communicating with him via email/chat/snail mail was a true delight then and now. He challenges me on an intellectual level and I love that I can have stimulating banter with him.

Heartpoet is kind and loving to the core and is constantly bringing me home lil pressies/treats that he has spied/come across during the course of his day, that he feels I may enjoy and that will make me smile. He never gets it wrong, whether it be an item of clothing, a heavenly scented candle, a pretty handmade bracelet, a poem he has written or a sml bunch of wildflowers that he has picked on the way home from the train etc. I always ADORE what he has chosen for me. I have told him over and over that he does not have to buy me/give me these things but it makes him happy to and there is no stopping him lol. What I like best is that he is really plugged in and knows so well what makes my heart sing/what I like best.

Loving cuddles, hugs, smooches and holding hands are never in short supply or have to be requested. A gal can never get anough of those right?


Hugs

Kimmie
x

Go To Hell


I could not help but overhear a conversation yesterday. A couple were engaged in conversation and it was quite clear that he was in a grumpy/aggressive mood and he displayed a bullying/controlling attitude towards the woman, she remained calm and measured in her part of the conversation till the point came where she had clearly had enough. "Go to hell," she calmly, quietly and exasperatingly sighed, to which he responded sarcastically, "I am already there," clearly inferring that she was to blame.

Why stay in a relationship if hell is how you describe it and what part have you played buddy? Made me think of the following quote...

Have a great day!

Hugs

Kimmie
x

“All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you. The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for external reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration. You may succeed in making another feel guilty about something by blaming him, but you won't succeed in changing whatever it is about you that is making you unhappy.”
~Wayne Dyer~

This Simple


I truly believe in this quote...

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
~Allan K. Chalmers~

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

A Murder Of Motley Crows and a Family Of Bush Turkeys


A Murder Of Motley Crows and a Family Of Bush Turkeys

I long to have a veg garden but the murder of motley crows and family of bush turkeys that actually reside in our backyard (yup they are there 24/7) destroy all efforts and it is so disheartening. The large mango, avocado and cumquat tree in our yard have all been massacred also and fruit that has been 3/4 eaten hang from the branches of these trees. Do we just give up and say ok...not possible given the circumstances or do we foolishly continue (determined Scorpio that I am). We have lots of bush around even though we are in the burbs and a creek that we back onto that draws lots of local wildlife to the backyard. Has anyone fought the battle with crows and bush turkeys and won? Is there a deterrent I can put in place or a solution to this? I really do crave homegrown veg and the joy of wandering outside to pick a tomato for a sandwich or salad etc.

Can't wait to hear from you all!


Hugs

Kimmie
xxx
*Piccie is of our tin lids (kids) Rhiannon and Brenton when much younger (7) in front of our veg garden area before the rotten mugs set up home in our yard lol and in the days when playing under the sprinkler was allowed ;]

Sacrifices


When Brenton and I relocated to Brisbane 9 years ago we sacrificed an awful lot across the board. We left a lot behind, we gave up an awful lot, we had to make many adjustments and changes. It was a full on life we headed into. In my opinion blended families are something you can only fully appreciate if you have experienced them first hand. The last nine years have been quite the roller coaster ride on so many levels. I have sacrificed graciously and willingly and have never complained. Heartpoet got off lightly when it came to adjustments and freely admits that our arrival was all pluses for him with no sacrifices made whatsoever on his part. However I do not enjoy living in Brisbane and never really have for numerous reasons, the humidity for one triggers shocking migraines (I was not even prone to headaches in Melbourne). Relocating and uprooting has been near impossible over the years with finances, blended families and children on both sides to consider who had experienced enough change and had settled well into schools/friendship circles etc. I would relocate back to Melbourne today if I could, that is how keen I am, however Brenton has a year of high school to finish and is very settled within his friendship circles etc. After that I then have a lot to weigh up as to whether I will place my needs first for once, something I have never really done over the years. I am a giver/pleaser/fixer/motherhen by nature who always it would seem puts others wants/needs first. However methinks the time has finally arrived to soon please self for a change and make decisions based on what would make me happiest/impact less on my health/make my heart sing. Even though I know in my heart that this is what I need do it is hard not to feel selfish for needing to make self a priority, tis silly I know but something a lot of us mums struggle with I am certain....sigh!

Hope you are all having a lovely day!


Kimmie
x

Quotes To Ponder




~Fran├žois de la Rochefoucauld quotes~

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Creamy Vegetarian Pie


Creamy Vegetable Pie


1 tablespoon vegan marg
1 leek, chopped
5 sticks of celery, roughly chopped
6 carrots, chopped
a cupful of frozen peas
1 vegan stock cube
2 tablespoons white flour
3/4 of litre of soy milk (approx)
Sea salt to taste


2 kg potatoes, peeled
A little soy milk, marg and salt and pepper to mash into the spuds
Large bunch of chives to mash into the spuds - easiest chopped up with scissors, straight into pan.

Peel and roughly chop the potatoes, place in a pan and cover with water and bring to boil. Once boiling turn down to simmer until soft. While that's happening, prepare the veg and sauce. Melt the marg in a pan and add the veg and stock cube, cooking until slightly softened (5-10 min), stirring regularly. Add the flour and mix well. Gradually add the soy milk, stirring all the time until a nice thick sauce is formed round the veg (you can add more soy milk or water if too thick). Season with salt and pepper and place in a large oven proof dish (we used a lasange one). Once the spuds are cooked, mash with the marg, milk, salt, pepper, and chives and spread this evenly on top of your veg sauce. Place in oven at 200C/400F for about 20-30 minutes or until golden brown on top. Delish with a fresh garden salad...

Enjoy!

Vanilla Freezer/Fridge Cleaner


Freezer/Fridge Cleaner

1/4 cup bicarb soda
1 cup hot water
6 drops of vanilla essence

METHOD: Mix ingredients together and apply to the inside of the fridge using a soft cloth. Wipe clean with a cloth soaked in vinegar.

TIP: To absorb fridge odours, leave a small open container of bicarb soda in the back of the fridge.

Flights On Butterfly Wings


I hang up the phone with a sigh,
Again there are those tears that I cry.
I have heard it all before,
Heard the promises ring as you walked out the door.
You promised me many things,
Like happiness and flights on butterfly wings.
Somewhere those promises died,
Again I am left with tears to cry.
Broken Promises and broken dreams,
That's the way it always is, it seems.

Marina

Monday, January 11, 2010

Sadness


Sadness

by S.C. Kleinhans

A sinister strain of sadness
slowly enveloped her soul.
Tainted by toxic relationships,
her emotions had paid a high toll.
Sadness daintily devoured
each delicate inch.
As a token of his high esteem,
Sadness threw her a pinch
of pity and insincere concern.
The weary woman
didn't understand
the messed up message
and she didn't care to learn.
Sadness was too sadistic.
He wouldn't let her leave.
Sadness wanted to laugh
yet he felt the urge to grieve.
Her world would soon implode.
Every organ waiting to explode.
She could barely breathe.
Sadness finally slit her throat
and gently broke her neck.
That weary woman
had become nothing more
than another useless wreck.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Revenge


Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind.
Juvenal

Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst.
Walter Weckler

You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.
Dick Armey

Those who plot the destruction of others often fall themselves.
Phaedrus

While you are meditating revenge, the devil is meditating a recruit.
Francois de Malherbe

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Fairies Herbal Bath Time Bliss


Fairies Herbal Bath Time Bliss

1 large square of muslin or cotton
1/4 cup dried thyme
1/4 cup dried mint
1/4 cup dried sage
1/4 cup dried lavender
1/4 cup dried bay leaves
1/4 cup dried rosemary

Mix all herbs and place herbs in centre of muslin/cotton. Tie with ribbon/string to close. Place bag in the tub under tap and run hot water over bag. Soak in bath 5 to 10 min . Soak, relax and enjoy!

When He Shall Die


When he shall die
Take him and cut him out in little stars
And he will make the face of heav'n so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun.
~William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet~

Friday, January 8, 2010

On This One More Night


On This One More Night

sleep my darling sleep
on this one more night
the darkness lifts and succours
minutes tick into hours
and outside the heavens spin for us
there are stars that shine
and heat the universe with our love
and there are moons and asteroids
that wink and rush through the time
and space...and they are ours
we belong on the cruise
through eternal brilliance
and starlit colours
and forever my love for you
will fuel our journey
through the golden stellar clouds
so sleep my darling sleep
on this one more night
this one more eve,
our night,
our evermore...

Heartpoet

Destiny


Destiny

In truth through moment's smile enlarged
through sunshine warm supreme
on mossy banks in forest flows
on misting sunlit dream
a love a want an early rush
sweet moments love's desire
a moment spent in solitude
preceding passions fire
heat sweet heat emotions glance
flames where flickers flare
ardour laid upon the slope
upon our lovers lair
where promises create their own
our paradise true willed
and romance skirts our lover's kiss
our destiny fulfilled

Heartpoet

Leftover Candy Canes?


Leftover Candy Canes?

Dip them in chocolate melts of choice and allow them to solidify. Place in cellophane bags tied with bows. These make delish coffee stirrers. Place them in a new attractive coffee mug and you have a lovely lil gift for someone special.

Peppermint Foot Freshener


As posted in our forum by muirin...


Peppermint Foot Freshener

1/2 cup witch hazel
12 drops peppermint essential oil

Combine the ingredients and put the mixture in a spray bottle, labelling it with the instructions to shake before use.

You can spray this refreshing formula on your feet for a quick pick-me-up at any time of the day or evening. I find it is wonderful after a full dance class!

Shelf life is 6-8 months, sometimes longer (dependent on hot weather).

Variations: If you want a more powerful cooling effect, eucalyptus oil can be substituted for the peppermint, and isopropyl alcohol can be used in place of the witch hazel. Be sure to follow with a moisturizer, as this alternative mixture will leave the feet feeling dry.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

A Child To Love






Seems like only yesterday that I relocated from Melbourne to Brisbane to start my life with Heartpoet. My Brenton was only 7 at the time and Heartpoet's Rhiannon was also 7. How time has flown, they will both turn 17 later this year and will be in their last year of High School. I always longed to be a mum and I feel truly blessed to have been given the gift of Brenton and also the joy of having Rhiannon as part of our family unit. They have grown and blossomed over the years and now Brenton has a g/f and Rhi a b/f and we watch and sigh as they both prepare to spread their wings and fly. There is no greater gift in this life in my opinion, than a child to love. I feel truly blessed and ever so thankful.


Much love to you all

Kimmie
x


A CHILD TO LOVE

You can have your wealth and riches...
All the things so many seek,
Position, power, fine success,
The fame you long to keep.
You can earn so much you wish for,
Reach a status high above,
But none of these can equal...
Having one sweet child to love.
'Tis the greatest gift from heaven,
Little arms that hold you tight,
And a kiss so soft and gentle,
When you tuck them in at night.
A million precious questions,
And each story often read,
Two eyes so bright and smiling,
And a darling tousled head.
God can never match the goodness,
Of a trusting little face,
Or a heart so full of laughter
Spreading sunshine every place.
A child to hold and cuddle,
'Tis a gift from God above,
And the world is so much brighter,
When you have a child to love.

~Author Unknown~

The Perfect Omelette


Forum member Creatingme recently posted in our forum...

"I have been trying some recipes for our big camping trip in 2011. They need to be quick and easy, but most of all yummy! This one I picked up a tip on a camping website and made a couple of changes. It can be made at home or on holidays.

The Perfect Omelette

2 eggs, beaten
splash milk
touch of salt/pepper
(then any additions you wish - ham, corn, herbs, onion, tomato, cheese etc)
1 zip-lock bag

Pop all ingredients into zip lock bag, make sure bag is securely closed (take as much air out as possible).

Put bag into a pot of boiling water and leave for 10-12 mins, water should boil continuously (bag may initially shrink slightly, but it will not continue to do so)

Open bag, beware of steam - and you have the perfect omelette. Very fluffy, very yummy!"

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Gossip Town



Busybody

A person who meddles or pries into the affairs of others - a meddlesome, prying, or officious person.



Gossip Town

Have you ever heard of Gossip Town
On the shores of falsehood Bay,
Where old Dame Rumor with rustling gown
Is going the livelong day?

It isn't far to Gossip Town,
For people who want to go.
The Idleness Train will take you down
In just an hour or so.

The Thoughtless Road is a popular route,
And most folks start that way,
But it's steep down grade;
If you don't watch out,

You'll land in Falsehood Bay.

You glide through the valley of Vicious Town
And into the tunnel of Hate;
Then crossing the Add-To Bridge, you walk
Right into the city gate.

The principal street is called, "They Say,"
"I've Heard" is the public well,
and the breezes that blow from Falsehood Bay
are laden with, "Don't You Tell."

In the midst of the town is Tell Tale Park.
You're never quite safe while there,
For its owner is Madame Suspicious Remark,
Who lives on the street, Don't Care.

Just back of the park is Slanders Row.
'Twas there that Good Name died
pierced by a dart from Jealousy's bow,
in the hands of Envious Pride."

From Gossip Town, peace long since fled,
But envy, and strife and woe
And sorrow and care, you find instead,
If ever you chance to go.

- Anon.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

So You Wanna Date My Daughter?



My beautiful daughter Rhiannon has recently turned 16. Rhi has announced that she has a new b/f that she would very much like me to meet. Methinks I shall print off the following list of rules that I found, for our upcoming meeting. Rhi won't be too embarrassed by this do you think ;) ?

Have a great day!

Heartpoet :D



Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.







In One Another's Souls


In One Another's Souls

The moment I heard my first love story I began seeking you, not realizing the search was useless. Lovers don't meet somewhere along the way. They're in one another's souls from the beginning.
Rumi
(1207-1273)

Monday, January 4, 2010

Handbook 2010


HANDBOOK 2010
(origin unknown, if anyone know pls let me know so I can give due credit to this fabulous handbook)

HEALTH

-Drink plenty of water.

-Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

-Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

-Live with the 3 E's --- Energy. Enthusiasm. Empathy.

-Make time to pray.

-Play more games (not mind games)

-Read more books than you did in 2009.

-Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

-Sleep for 7 hours.

-Take a 10 to 30 minute walk daily. And while you walk, smile!


PERSONALITY

-Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

-Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead, invest your energy in the positive present moment.

-Don't over do it. Keep your limits.

-Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

-Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.

-Dream more while you are awake.

-Envy is a waste of time. You already have all that you need.

-Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

-Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

-Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

-No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

-Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply a part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like the algebra class.

-Smile and laugh more.

-You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

SOCIETY

-Call your family often.

-Each day, give something good to others.

-Forgive everyone for everything.

-Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.

-Try to make at least three people smile each day.

-What other people think of you is none of your business.

-Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.


LIFE

-Do the right thing!

-Get rid of anything that is not useful, beautiful or joyful.

-God heals everything.

-However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

-No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

-The best is yet to come.

-When you awake alive in the morning, thank God for it.

-Your innermost is always happy. So, be happy!

- Stalking an ex partner/friends blog/myspace/facebook? Ask yourself honestly why you have the need to do this, hmmm still care? Says way more about you than it does them - let go and move on.

And finally...


-Hug the ones you love. Make peace with the ones you don't. Life is too short to sweat the small stuff.

*Photo is one of our own - flowers (Proteas) a gift from Heartpoet

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Quotes To Ponder



Quotes of the day!

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."
--Buddha

"Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."
--anon

"If your gonna be two-faced at least make sure one of your faces are pretty"
--anon

*Photo one our our own - flowers a prior gift from Heartpoet

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Dreamsicle Cookie Mix Gift Jars



One of our newest forum members Amy has just posted a delish recipe/instructions & photo's (see above) for Dreamsicle Cookie Mix Gift Jars. How fabulous do these look!! I will definately be making a few of these jars up for pressies this year and I am certain that they will go down a treat :]

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Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year


Happy New Year

We spent a quiet night in last night with Asian takeaway....3 dvds...Young Victoria, My Sisters Keeper and District 9. Heartpoet had a sml cask of Banrock Station Chardonnay and I had some non alcoholic strawberry cider (pink bubbles)...so a cuddly night on the lounge watching movies with homemade chocs and leftover Christmas icecream log. Brenton went to a pool party/bbq/sleepover at a close friends house.

Our wish for us all in this new year is....

Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendships to brighten your being, faith so that you can believe, confidence for when you doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept the truth, love to complete you.
Anon

Thanks for dropping by our blog in 2009. We look forward to blogging this new year and welcoming you to our friendly forum.

Kimmie and Heartpoet



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